TV (5.27.11)

*click*

“and she goes in for the layup, what was she thinking?!?!” *click*

“See, that’s the problem with you! you don’t have a brain in your head!” *click*

“Igor, hand me the brain!” *click*

“Now you just add that to the flour mixture and toss it around awhile with the spoon…” *click*

“…and she missed the game-winning three-pointer! Such a perfect opportunity wasted!” *click*

“Don’t leave your chicken wings in there for too long, or they will be burned to a crisp!” *click*

“Oh no! Uconn is toast!” *click*

“That’s it, I’m done with you!”

*BEEEEOOOOooopp*

There’s nothing good on!