cynical hypocrits

“Just be yourself—everybody else is already taken!”

“Be your own kind of beautiful.”

“Being yourself is about the prettiest thing a person can be.”

“Just be yourself—it’s enough.”

Blah. blah. Blah.

“You should join that club it will look good on your résumé.”

“You should really do another class next semester because colleges look for a tougher senior year.”

“You have to pass this test in order to do the next field study.”
“It’s ok, employers really only look at the grades for the classes in your major.”

So be yourself as long as yourself is good enough.