(for) 5.16.11-funny little lady

She walked into the coffee shop 5'1" and full of confidence. She wore a flowy, yellow dress and carried an orange umbrella even though it was sunny outside, a huge purple purse and today's news paper tucked under her arm. Her thin white curls were pinned tightly to her scalp and three outrageous bird clips pinned up her 40s style hat. She tiptoed to the counter and ordered a grande caramel macchiato in a think southern drawl. Those who glanced up chuckled as the eccentric old lady took her seat, crossed one leg over the other and opened her paper.