tomatoes

they say those in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. well i’ll tell you what, i live in a glass house and i throw stones all the time. it sure is a ball, chuckin’ them stones out the window at the other glass houses and seeing if they break any of the neighbor’s. if i get lucky, the neighbors’ll run out all angry like and yell obscenities through my open window while i just laugh so hard my kidneys start to hurt. then they get red as beets and storm back home. those pesky little neighbors never can take a joke.