5.23.11-sneeze

I do not understand how it happened so fast. Somehow my car ended up in some random person's front yard. I had crashed into an odd, flamboyant and very large display of Springish lawn adornments. Crashing, my car had, itself become a not so creative yard decoration. Oh, that fateful morning! When the police arrived they were thankful to see that no one was hurt but very curious as to how it happened. When asked, my answer was, “I am so sorry officer, it really was an accident. I was very peacefully driving to work and, well, I sneezed.”