We’ve replaced syllables with letters and then made them
words again.
We’ve shortened adjectives and conjunctions, verbs and nouns
to lazy slang.
We’ve replaced the roots of ancient Latin and Greek to
meaningless amenities.
But worst of all we’ve shortened love, why say “I love you”
when you could say “ily?”
We’ve replaced relationships with screens, why leave your
home when you could Facebook?
So fyi, Im not really rofl, cuz it’s awful awk when you lol
by yurself. Jk, ily. Oh, and by the way, yolo!
*disclaimer: i'm not judging anyone who uses "text talk" or abbreviations, i think they have there place. and i definitely don't think saying ily or facebooking is always (or ever, for some) a bad thing...but that being said, i also think it is sad sometimes how our language is slowly deteriorating.
This is brilliant.
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