Busyness

I know we’re all busy these days. We all have people to see, places to go, things to do. But let’s not compare our levels of busyness, friend. I will win every time.

My country is turning 500 years old and I’m in charge of planning the party. I’m getting married and I have to arrange the wedding. Once I’m married, I have to figure out how I’m going to murder said wife. And then I have to find a way to blame Guilder, my sworn enemy, for the death of my lovely wife.

You think you’re busy? Oh please.