Design Flaws

Johnson!  Answer the intercom.  Johnson!

I'm here sir.

Explain to me why alarms are going off on every level.

We've got a Code Red sir.

And why do we have a Code Red, Johnson?

Well, sir... someone...

Was it you, Johnson?

...Yes sir.

Well?

The Meltdown button... you see...

You pressed the Meltdown button??

Well, sir, "pressed" sounds deliberate.  It was more like "inadvertently bumped."

Same action, same result.

To be fair, sir, the button is rather large and placed right by the coffee machine...

We'll have that fixed...

We have ten seconds, sir.

Oh...  Well goodbye Johnson.

Goodbye, sir.