Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Culture 101: taught by McDonald's

Have you had your break today?  Because you deserve it.  You've been working hard in the 90s, climbing the corporate ladder, getting the kids to soccer practice on time...  You deserve a little You time.  A milkshake would be perfect!

We love to see you smile.  It's the turn of a new century.  You should be happy.  Isn't that what life's all about?  Don't feel guilty.  Feel affirmed; we're here for you!  And so is this juicy burger...

I'm lovin' it.  Let's cut the crap.  Does it feel good?  Do it.  Let coffee, cookies, and wings drown out unthinkable self-denial.

1 comment:

  1. I've never thought of McDonald's as a lens of culture. Until now...

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