Oye! I pillage and
plunder and plunder and pillage. I’m a mighty Viking!
And I’ll have you know, I’m actually a better Viking than
you imagine.
Sure, I accidently sailed into a tsunami. And lost both my sails. And that big steering
thing.
Sure, I accidently stole from my own house. And then broke all the windows. And then uh, burned it…
Sure, I accidently drove my boat into Uncle Bothvar’s boat. And sank it.
And dropped my shield
into the sea.
And threw all the sheep into a volcano.
And ended up in the arctic?
Fine. Yes. I’m lost.
hahah loved every second of this!
ReplyDeleteThis is amazing!
ReplyDelete(and it made me think of Lyle the Kindly Viking) :)
haahahah! I loved this.. what a terrific drabble.. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is fantastic!! Gosh, I wish I could write funny ones like you do.
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