Manhattan Jungle (for 5.19.12)

Jungle Guide Quinn hacks his way through the curtain-like “foliage" in the Apartmentazon jungle.

“And over here, folks, you can see the very poisonously deadly Greenish Snake.” He gestures towards a rolled up tee-shirt meticulously draped across the bed to look snake-like.

“Ohhhh, this is a once in a lifetime experience! Now, be very quiet...” Quinn pounces on his stuffed tiger, and “wrestles” it to the ground.

“Today, I have succeeded in catching a tiger. These animals are the biggest cats in the world, and you can hear their roar from miles away.”

Quinn then lays his head on the tiger.

“I miss daddy, Cornelius.”