It was always my little birdy dream to cross the road. The chickens did it, so too should the Ostriches. But people out here don’t pay attention to
the crosswalk paint.
I nearly got killed by a car.
So I stuck to the sidewalks.
But some lady with a stroller drove over my tail
(I lost my favorite
feather).
Then a bike hit my head.
And l lost my brain.
So I took to air to escape those people. And I flew.
I FLEW! With my
underdeveloped wings!
Right smack into an airplane.
And now, quite frankly, I’m nude.
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HAHAHAHAH This made me laugh out loud quite loudly... You are amazing..
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ReplyDeleteI LOVE this!!!!!!
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