I’m a warrior. I
carry my sword with pride. My armor
glints in the light of the moon and my hair flows out behind me in a gust of
superficial wind.
My horse whinnies its prerecorded whinny.
Captain rides in front.
“Men! We gather today to fight!”
Stupid line. But who cares, I didn’t
write it.
We brandish swords and charge. Enemies fall in perfect time to my
swing. Parry, thrust, kill. We’ve gotten good at this.
Now the battle’s over.
I have one single cut. My hair is
perfectly styled.
Battle cannot hurt me.
They’d lose too many fans.
Oh man, i love this tactful mockery! Especially loved the "stupid line" part for some reason.
ReplyDeleteI love this!! I love the last 5 lines.. so that last paragraph.. SO good! :)
ReplyDeleteI LOVE this, Bekah!
ReplyDeleteThe last line is so amazing. :)
I agree with Kurt - the "stupid line" bit is great.
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