Another Fruitless Trip to Hallmark

Lining the aisles are cards of every type, for every occasion, and any kind of person.  For the sick, the sad, the someone special.  Happy Birthdays for hims, and hers, for moms and dads; missing you, Bar Mitzvahs, and congrats to the grads.  Pooh and Piglet tug at the heartstrings, Snoopy happy dances to simpler times, while Garfield rolls his bored eyes sleepily.  Hannah Montana and Darth Vader vie for attention; the blank cards are hard to read, but the suggestive cards watch … suggestively.  Cheeky, cheesy, melodramatic: my sentiments exactly. 

 

If only I could find what I came for…