compass

“Let’s go this way.  It’s fine.”

“No, I’m pretty sure we’re supposed to be going north.  The way you’re going is south.”

“No I’m not.  I am going just the way I want to.”

“But that’s south.”

“It doesn’t matter.  I can go this way.  It’s fine.”

“But the compass says…”

“Screw the compass! This way is fine!”

“I don’t understand.  If you don’t follow the compass, if you don’t pay attention to what direction the compass is pointing, you’ll end up lost.  Aren’t we supposed to go north?”

“Who cares? As long as I’m happy, I’m ok.”

“Are you?”